"Since the teachers weren't picking, I ended up with a boy with bad body odour. 'You should wear deodorant,' I said to him. 'And you should shut your trap,' he replied."
- Lorna Schultz Nicholson
"I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry."
- Andrea Portes
"If you had watched any of those three wonderful films, you would have caught Vampire Gym Teacher # 2: Back to Cruel, where the vampire hunter ties a vampire chick to the shower and tortures her by tur..."
- Rusty Fischer
"If I were to draw on a paper what gym does for me, I would make one dot and then I would erase it."
- Elizabeth Berg
"In Gym, the kids on my team learned not to pass me the ball and to step quickly in front of me if the other team tried to take advantage of my weakness. I happily stayed out of their way."
- Stephenie Meyer