"Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb."
- Julieanne O'Connor
"A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it."
- Pawan Mishra
"While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune always reminds me of the jingle from Jeopardy."
- E.A. Bucchianeri
"The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divo..."
- Hank Moody
"Marriage is a necessary evil"
- Amit Abraham
"Darling, I would follow you through the blackest midnight—just not without my trousers!"
- Seth Adam Smith
"Such a mad marriage never was before."
- William Shakespeare
"You need to be my wife to win with me."
"Only about 3 percent of animal species are monogamous. A couple of penguins, some otters and a few other oddball critters. To these select few it comes natural to mate for life and never look at anoth..."
- Oliver Markus
"Tying the know means slipping a noose around love and choking it to death."
- Ellen Hopkins