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"I wouldn’t call Gabriel Walsh if I was on fire.” She pursed her lips. “No, I might. To sue everyone responsible—from the person who lit the match to those who made my clothes. But I’d wait until the f..."

- Kelley Armstrong

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"I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t battingfor the other team, I’d marry you.”He grinned. “If I weren’t batting for the other team, I would accept yourproposal. You had me at ‘..."

- Ilona Andrews

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"A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge."

- Magdalen Braden

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