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"I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t battingfor the other team, I’d marry you.”He grinned. “If I weren’t batting for the other team, I would accept yourproposal. You had me at ‘..."

- Ilona Andrews

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"...let me say, on behalf of the entire gay male community, we hate your fucking guts ’cause you landed him. Share, you selfish bastard."

- Andrea Speed

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"Baby, you’re so much of a woman, you turn me off when I hold you."

- Rhys Ford

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