"The elixir of life is a bubbling stream of laughter."
- Richelle E. Goodrich
"Laughter isn't a sign of insanity but a shield against it."
"Dad, is she serious?"John shrugged. "I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she doesn't feed me. So i dont argue with your mama."
- Molly McAdams
"You've known him how long?" Malcolm asked. "Since he was a small boy. I firs noticed him when he slipped into Master Chubb's kitchen to steal some pies." "So, what did you have to say to Will when you..."
- John Flanagan
"Forgive my brother," Camira apologized. "We don't normally let him out of his cage when guests are present."
- Brandon Mull
"She shuddered. “What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then."
- Tammara Webber