"So I hear we get to go to town this weekend. Want to catch a movie or something?--ZP.S. That is, if Jimmy doesn't mind.Translation: This weekend might be a good chance for us to see each other outside..."
- Ally Carter
"You teach people how to treat you by what you accept."
- Diamond Drake
"June laughs. "I have to say, you look better than most people I see. I've heard a lot about you.""I hear about you a lot too," Eden replies in a rush, "mostly from Daniel. He thinks you're really hot."
- Marie Lu
"Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!"
- Rick Riordan
"Superman’s scourge is kryptonite. Fear’s kryptonite is laughter."
- Richelle E. Goodrich
"Anything is possible with laughter. If you can laugh out loud, especially at a life of mistakes, you will come out unscathed."
- Julieanne O'Connor
"I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face."
- Ljupka Cvetanova
"...I thought, God, I promise to stay a virgin, just please don't let anyone probe me."
- Stephanie Tromly
"Boys are rewarded for playing games where they line up by height and then run into walls. Perhaps I'm making that up--or perhaps you should do a Google search for "Guy Runs into Wall for Fun."Not only..."
- Gina Barreca
"Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties."
- Tracy Brogan