"I resent when I go out to dinner and they try to sell me the healthy food for the same price as the good food."
- Jim Gaffigan
"Can these foods [low-fat, vitamin-enriched, etc] even be called "healthy"? Perhaps we should think about it this way: If you cut a batch of pharmaceutical-grade cocaine with chai, you could say with s..."
- Mark Schatzker
"New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s no stopping us until we’re licking stray bits of pow..."
- Bill Maher
"In the constant pursuit of perfection, junk food will always be a rather painful stumbling block"
- C.S. Woolley