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"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."

"I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are asshole..."

"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."

"I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?""Look," I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything..."

"I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own."

"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."

"I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall."

"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."

"I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores."

"If a person gave your body to any stranger he met on is way, you would certainly be angry. And do you feel no shame in handing over your own mind to be confused and mystified by anyone who happens to ..."