"Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life policies. Charlatan's with "godproof" armor and extraplanar safe houses..."
- Kevin Hearne
"I am in love with you', I responded.He laughed the most beguiling and gentle laugh.'Of course you are,' he replied. 'I understand perfectly because I'm in love with myself. The fact that I'm not trans..."
- Anne Rice
"Good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society."
- William Makepeace Thackeray
"There was something sort of bleak about her tone, rather as if she had swallowed an east wind. This I took to be due to the fact that she probably hadn't breakfasted. It's only after a bit of breakfas..."
- P.G. Wodehouse
"Jesus "...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name."