"Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum."
- Oliver Oliver Reed
"What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747."
"Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public."
"Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!"
"Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes."
"Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside."
"Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!"
- Matthew Heines
"I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack"
- Mark Buff
"Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes!" Michael Keaton character in "Mr. Mom"
"110, 111 whatever it takes!"Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom"