"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
- Oliver Oliver Reed
"Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg."
"Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order."
"For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one."
"Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."
"When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok."
"Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!"
"Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals."
"If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister."
"Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy."