"Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are."
- Fakeer Ishavardas
"Let me put it more artistically, with greater sophistication:They left us in the toilet. In the deepest pile of shit. And we're coated in the crappy residue of their desicions. But that does not mean ..."
- Leah Thomas
"I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free."
"The wife’s gotta know. You can’t hook up like that for what looks like about six or seven years without the wife figuring it out. Unless she’s another idiot.“I’m not an idiot.”Smiling, Roarke continue..."
- J.D. Robb
"Humour sustains us during failure; more so after success, when we're prone to fail that much more, daring abyss, pumped up with success."
"I'm good at blowjob."
- Lauren Baker
"Lucien had never prayed before, never imagined that there might be a deity listening who would be interested in what he had to say, so his supplication skills were a tad rusty.But now Lucien prayed.Pl..."
- Aimee Roseland
"I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt."
"I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are."
"But he saw a rare determination in Haley's eyes. I can trust Haley's judgement, he told himself, even as he remembered how Haley had eaten that cheddar with the mold growing on it two weeks before.Che..."
- Kit Alloway