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"The Mob essentially created the term 'stand-up comic'—according to eighty-six-year-old comedian Dick Curtis: 'The Outfit used to manage fighters. A stand-up fighter is a guy that is a puncher. A stand..."

"Every night was improv."

"No small part of the club's audience consisted of would-be comics, as well as the leading comics of the day. In fact, there were so many gagsters around that it was difficult to know who was part of t..."

"You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker,"

"What is she doing here? I wondered. Hasn't she had enough green-upping?"

"Laughter is a tangible evidence of hope."

"Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then ..."