"I had learned that a dexterous, opposable thumb stood among the hallmarks of human success. We had maintained, even exaggerated, this important flexibility of our primate forebears, while most mammals..."
- Stephen Jay Gould
"I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce."
- J. Richard Singleton
"Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious."
- Thomm Quackenbush
"She was not a vegetarian and knew firsthand animals had to die for her delectation, but she never liked to think about it."