Skip to content
Quotes App Icon

Quotes App

HomeRandomSearchCreate New
2026 © Serhii Lisovyk

Search Quotes

"If I order an appetizer is there any chance I can get it quickly? I'm two and a half months pregnant with a Bradford," she said, not mentioning it was twins because the thought was actually starting t..."

- R.L. Mathewson

humorfoodbradford

"I'm sorry. I can't serve him that item," the waitress said, only somewhat surprising her since she had a pretty good idea why."Why not?" she found herself asking anyway out of curiosity to see if she ..."

- R.L. Mathewson

humorfoodfunny-as-hellbradford

"None of them, not even what he suspected should have been little boys, were small. He’d always thought that the James boys were freakishly large, but the men that were beating the shit out of each oth..."

- R.L. Mathewson

cutebradford