"For marriage is like life in this—that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses."
- Robert Louis Stevenson
"Don't wait for people to dress your bed for you, do it yourself and you'll be glad to sleep and feel relaxed."
- Michael Bassey Johnson
"An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect."
"Problems,” lamented Duncan. “They never seem to end.”“Do they even end in the first place?”Duncan grimaced, “If only we know when they begin, we might be able to nip it in the bud before it putrefies...."
- Alexis Lawrence