"One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls!"
- Reif Larsen
"For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathr..."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"You must know that it is by the state of the lavatory that a family is judged."
- Pope John XXIII
"Eventually, I headed to the bathroom, and I mention this only because I saw in that bathroom the most quintessentially American artifact I have ever encountered: a bright blue rubber mat resting in th..."
- Steve Almond
"Thank god for Vegas. Seriously.A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not Pismo) where I wore the thinnest pinned stilettos, gambled like a sweaty degenerat..."
- Christy Heron