"Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age."
- Tracy Brogan
"Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties."
"Your….your bat cave?” Emily responded.“Yes, I’m quite proud of it. I put those visiting Boy Scouts to good use building bat houses, and now I’ve got dozens of them lining the walls of my tool shed.” S..."
"Private fireworks are far superior to public fireworks."
"We don’t have to tell secrets. We don’t have to talk at all. We could just, you know, kiss . . . and stuff."
"Damn, I really want to kiss you."
"He turned his head to look at her, trying to think of ways to plead his case. Some way to dazzle and beguile her and make her glad that it was him she was here with. Something witty and persuasive, bu..."
"That place is turning into the Hotel California.You know, you can check in, but you can never leave."
"Maybe you should get a very large life insurance policy on the next husband,” Lily suggested slurping her coffee loudly. “You know, before he makes an ash of himself.”“Very funny, but don’t think I ha..."
"It’s hard raising parents."