"If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!"
- The Covert Comic
"Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh."
"Conduct Covert UAV Operations Naked"
"The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it."
"I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time."
"Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?"
"The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA."
"The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already."
"Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?"
"Every Friday is black where I work."