"If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first."
- Quentin R. Bufogle
"I wish all those who've found God, would tell the rest of us where he's been hiding."
"Writing is the dragon that lives underneath my floorboards. The one I incessantly feed for fear it may turn and devour my ass. Writing is the friend who doesn't return my phone calls; the itch I'm una..."
"Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina."
"A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads."
"The Catholic Church standing in "solidarity" with members of the LGBT community while condemning their behavior as "sinful" is a little like attempting to stand with two feet in one shoe. "Love the si..."
"Just a thought for all you God-fearin', gun-lovin', Bible-thumpin' 2nd Amendment patriots. If it turns out Heaven's a gun-free zone, what's plan B???"
"God might not be dead, but he's sure as hell missing in action."
"99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol."
"A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money."