"The right thing and the easy thing are never the same."
- Kami Garcia
"It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it."
"Because saving the people you love isn't stupid. It isn't even a choice"
"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."
"Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?""Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference."
"Well? Is it true? Did she?""Did she what?""You know. Fall outta the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down?"
"You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?"
"You can read minds, and you didn't tell me?” Link stared at me like he just found out I was the Silver Surfer. He rubbed his head nervously. “Hey, man, all that stuff about Lena? I was yankin’ your ch..."
"I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid."
"I wanted to stay this way forever.Which, it turns out, was exactly five more minutes."