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"Yes, Father. They have the bravest hearts, the noblest souls, and the shiniest armor in all the world.”“Shiniest armor?” repeated King Ban."

- Gerald Morris

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"He expects us to kill him," Palomides said to Dinadan."Some people are so demanding," Dinadan replied. "Considering we've only just met, I mean."

- Gerald Morris

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"For appearances. Now there's a lovely thing to die for."

- Gerald Morris

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"I have this recurring nightmare where I'm lost in a strange forest, and my only hope is your sense of direction. Enough to give a fellow the sweats, it is."

- Gerald Morris

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"Which do you hate more: breaking your word or dying?""I don't know. I've never done either."

- Gerald Morris

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"They've named the well after you.""How did they know my name?""They don't. They invented one."

- Gerald Morris

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"I must be alive," Gawain said hoarsely. "Dead doesn't hurt this much."

- Gerald Morris

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"I said you lie, knave!” shouted Beaumains, drawing his sword. “And for telling such craven falsehoods, you must die!”The knight looked plaintively at Roger. “What’s wrong with this fellow?”“He was dro..."

- Gerald Morris

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"Why, he was so handsome and brave that no one would ever have suspected that he was bookish!"

- Gerald Morris

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