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"Too easy to lose the way.Too hard to keep from unraveling when there’s nothing to remind you of who youare and where you should be.Another eternity passes in the flick of an eyelash."

- Diana Rowland

death

"The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn’t afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he w..."

- Diana Rowland

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"his shirt had more wrinkles than a smoker's lips"

- Diana Rowland

paranormal-romance

"Coffe and breakfast with friends. What more could a girl ask for."

- Diana Rowland

food

"I have missed you. And I did not know anything was missing."

- Diana Rowland

loveheartfeltloversheartwarming

"Mzatal gave a decisive nod. “I willmanage this. It cannot continue to interferewith his work. Too much is at stake.”I raised an eyebrow. “How do youintend to manage it?”“I will tell him the truth and ..."

- Diana Rowland

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"Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy."

- Diana Rowland

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"Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible."

- Diana Rowland

demons

"What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!"

- Diana Rowland

jokezombies

"The memory of the previous nights fun and games rose again. Hell this whole week had been weird. With the attack at the boat launch being the shit flavored ice cream on top of the crazy pie."

- Diana Rowland

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