"Who're you going with, then?" said Ron."Angelina," said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment."What?" said Ron, taken aback. "You've already asked her?""Good point," said Fred. He turned his..."
- J.K. Rowling
"I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."
"The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – ""Plumbers?"" – exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed."
"When in doubt go the library"
"You’re mental,” said George, trying to push it back at Harry.“No, I’m not,” said Harry. “You take it, and get inventing. It’s for the joke shop.”“He is mental,” Fred said in an almost awed voice. [Gob..."
- Fred and George Weasley
"I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!"