"Imagine for a moment that you are the proud owner of a large house which you have spent years of your life painting and decorating and filling with everything you love. It's your home. It's something ..."
- Rebecca McNutt
"What are you doing?” Alecto asked in surprise, stepping back. Laughing brightly, she dragged him towards the greenhouse, the shattered glass reflecting rainbows as brilliant as a million Kodak flashcu..."
"Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door."
- David Shrigley
"Who would vandalize a doghouse? I ask."Cats?" Bee suggests."
- Paula Stokes
"The police have no leads as yet on the person or persons who painted obscene suggestions on the buildings. One store owner said he was going to leave a dictionary on a public bench so the vandals coul..."
- Anne Bishop