"Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on. "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know." "Not the same thing a bit!" said the..."
- Lewis Carroll
"To this day, good English usually means the English wealthy and powerful people spoke a generation or two ago."
- Jack Lynch
"One sock can't house two feet. If it does, it’s of no use."
- Vikrmn
"Write like you speak with the 'rhythms of human speech,' as William Zinsser said, and in as few words as possible. Use action verbs to carry water."
- Sandra E. Lamb
"Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use."
- Will Advise