"I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town."
- The Harvard Lampoon
"I don’t sell spells, and I don’t sell tricks. I don’t carry illusions or marked cards or weighted coins. I cannot sell you an endless purse or help you win the lottery. I can’t make that girl you’ve g..."
- Benedict Jacka
"I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend. A real man is like the perfect vampire-boy and all the perfect guys in Twue Wuv."
- Jess C. Scott