"A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man."
"Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present."
"With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles."
"Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it."
"Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of cheat days they have in a week exceeds six."
"Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed."
"A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite."
"If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday..."
"The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm."