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"Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in."

"Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?"

"The stupid are always in a tendency to create enemies; on the other hand the clever are always in a tendency to create friendships! Make friends with anything or anybody possible, in short, be clever!"

"I think he just loved being with the bears because they didn't make him feel bad. I get it too. When he was with the bears, they didn't care that he was kind of weird, or that he'd gotten into trouble..."

"The ugly and stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat. They live as ..."

"If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. ..."

"Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance."

"Nobody knows what God's plan is for your life, but a whole lot of people will guess for you if you let them."

"The key to holding a logical argument or debate is to allow oneself to understand the other person’s argument no matter how divergent their views may seem."

"He went to India to "find himself" last year, but evidently he wasn't there, and he came back empty-handed."