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"Zoo-Wee Mama!"

- Jeff Kinney

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"You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The lastpresent you gave me was a stick.”“You wanted a weapon.”“It was a stick.”“It had a bow on it.”“It was a stick.”“I thought you liked the stick...."

- Derek Landy

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"I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered.“You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained ina variety of martial arts by some of the best fighters in the world,” Skulduggery pointed out. “I’m fairly ce..."

- Derek Landy

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"If you stick to something doggedly, you are off to a bad start."

- Karl Lagerfeld

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"THE OLD MAN IN THE CORNERThe man in the cornerIs dying with wordsHe's crying to be heardHis days are markedAnd his only ears are birdsHe knows the secret to peaceAnd his experience bleeds and hurtsSom..."

- Suzy Kassem

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"The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with."

- Ryan Lilly

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"It's just one more thing she hadn't considered, and as the idea of it settles over her, she realizes again how entwined their lives are. They're like two trees whose branches have grown together. Even..."

- Jennifer E. Smith

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"Your brand is that ADHESIVE image you carry, that has the ability to STICK to the minds of people you meet physically or otherwise. Brand yourself positively because whoever gets to know you when pass..."

- Israelmore Ayivor

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"I decide that we could always indulge ourselves later. First, I had a soul-eating stone of power to poke with a stick."

- Lisa Shearin

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"We are this fucking stick in the end..."

- Deyth Banger

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