"Um," Doc said in a mild voice, "medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing for his condition.""But I feel better," Jared answered, sullen.Doc smiled the tiniest smile. "Well, may..."
- Stephenie Meyer
"Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong."
- Christopher Moore
"It was very relaxing to be away from civilization, and this bothered me. I should not have found the loneliness so welcoming."
"Tonight the sky was utterly black. Perhaps there was no moon tonight—a lunar eclipse, a new moon. A new moon. I shivered, though I wasn't cold."
"Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit."
- Oliver Gaspirtz
"Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny."
- Jess C. Scott
"Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good."
- Stephen King