"When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Many a rich man’s bed is bigger than many a poor woman’s bedroom; his bedroom, her house."
"I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all."