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"And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laughed bitterly. "Because I forsee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin piña colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin."

- Cassandra Clare

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"She winced and covered her ears as Eric,onstage, wrestled with his microphone."Sorry about that, guys!" he yelled. "All right. I'm Eric, and this is my homeboy Matt on the drums. My first poem is call..."

- Cassandra Clare

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"That seems like stealing, doesn't it?" Simon pulled a cup toward him. He drew the lid back. "Ooh. Mochaccino." He looked at Magnus. "Did you pay for these?""Sure," said Magnus, while Jace and Alec sni..."

- Cassandra Clare

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"What's next? You want to convince me they're making another crap Last Airbender movie?"

- Cassandra Clare

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"Don’t worry, hero. If the vamp shows up, I’m here to protect you.”“Great, I can hide behind your massive ego."

- Cassandra Clare

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"Where's Simon?" Clary interrupted.Isabelle wobbled. "He's a rat," she said darkly.Did he do something to you?" Alec was full of brotherly concern. "Did he touch you? If he tried anyt"

- Cassandra Clare

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"Every time they saw him, they recognized him and knew him and expected things of him. And every time he came up blank. It was like watching someone digging where they knew they'd buried something prec..."

- Cassandra Clare

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"When he let go of Clary, he turned and hugged Jace. Clary watched, tears running down her face."

- Cassandra Clare

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"You're not gay, are you?"Simon's greenish color deepened. "If I were, I would dress better."

- Cassandra Clare

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"Isabelle snorted. 'All the boys are gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon.''You noticed' said Simon.'I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual,' added Magnus.'Please never say those word..."

- Cassandra Clare

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