"Why would anybody be a Satanist, anyway? I don’t get it. You can’t believe in Satan without believing in God, and then you’re just picking the wrong side in a big mythic battle thing."
- Charlie Jane Anders
"It was your covenant with the devil to exchange your soul for money and fame, so i won't be sorry for your damn f***ing soul, and the devil gat no time to refund what you had already sell, demons don'..."
- Michael Bassey Johnson
"When the devil wants to punish his worshippers, he uses the trick of karma."
"I stared. "Canadian Satanists? You're sending me to a group of Canadian Satanists?"
- Richelle Mead
"A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana