"If you truly believe love conquers all try to give a kiss to a rattlesnake.."
- Erik Tanghe
"If it’s danger you seek you can go to war, blow the whistle on someone powerful, piss off someone unhinged, walk in a field during a lightning storm, tease a rattlesnake, or lose yourself in the right..."
- Donna Lynn Hope
"Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either."
- Jenny Lawson