"Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and then came back w..."
- John Green
"Death is a lot like prom - loud, overdone, and although the guy you came with was cool, you never know who'll end up taking you home."
- Cecily White
"The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle."
"But why didn't you just ask me?" I set down my fork and glare at her. "Because you were sleeping," She says, taking a sip if Chardonnay."I was taking a nap, Mom. It wasn't intended to be some kind of ..."
- Alyson Noel
"My name is CRPS, or so they say But I actually go by; a few different names. I was once called causalgia, nearly 150 years ago And then I had a new name It was RSD, apparently so. I went by that name ..."
- Nikki Rowe
"Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it mea..."
- Eugene Mirman
"I lay down and started to feel a little depressed about prom. I refused to feel any kind of sadness over the fact that I wasn't going to prom, but I had - stupidly, embarrassingly - thought of finding..."
"One day, an unusually exciting event interrupted the rhythm of our regular middle-class teenage lives. A Russian woman, the mother of a girl in our class, was run over by a New York City bound train r..."
- Inna Swinton
"I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint."
- D.A. Paul
"Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another."
- Elizabeth Eulberg