"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."
- Groucho Marx
"You and I are to be a true member of the provoked generation."
- Sunday Adelaja
"[The Church] has lived through its early travails and has now come to accept an easier way of life. It is content to carry on its painless program with enough money to pay its bills and a membership l..."
- A.W. Tozer
"Look inward for solutions to your greatest challenges."
- Omer Soker
"You cannot be a modern association without a contemporary board."
"Create and communicate absolute clarity of purpose."
"At present we are on the outside… the wrong side of the door. We discern the freshness and purity of morning, but they do not make us fresh and pure. We cannot mingle with the pleasures we see. But al..."
- C.S. Lewis
"Club Hate' does not admit fine people to it's membership."
- T.F. Hodge
"In life, if you are refused membership to a club, you get a refund check for dues paid; what happens to your tithes if Jesus denies you entry to God's Paradise? Mal. 3:10."
- Felix Wantang