"Just because you have baggage doesn't mean you have to lug it around."
- Richie Norton
"Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?"
- Erma Bombeck
"Or the woman in front of me in the security line who asked if they would put her cat, Dave, through the luggage X-ray machine because she wanted to see if he'd eaten a necklace."
- Jenny Lawson