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"Are you threatening me?” He looked completely outraged at such a thing.“You bet your incredibly attractive and probably hard enough to bounce a quarter off ass I am!” she snapped back.An indescribable..."

- Katie MacAlister

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"A prize fight is much like eating an ice-cream.Someone has to take a good licking!"

- Anthony T. Hincks

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"I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored."

- Melody Sohayegh

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"Tracey hurriedly shut the door behind her to prevent the flames that had been licking hungrily at her caboose all the way down the corridor, from following her inside. Then, almost falling into one of..."

- Christina Engela

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