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"The kangaroo has a double penis - one for week days and one for holidays."

- Henry Miller

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"I was also sick of my neighbors, as most Parisians are. I now knew every second of the morning routine of the family upstairs. At 7:00 am alarm goes off, boom, Madame gets out of bed, puts on her deep..."

- Stephen Clarke

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"We know that there are many animals on this continent not found in the Old World. These must have been carried from here to the ark, and then brought back afterwards. Were the peccary, armadillo, ant-..."

- Robert G. Ingersoll

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