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"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"Stay away from people who don't know who they are but want you to be just like them. People who'll want to label you. People who'll try to write their fears on your face."

"There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you."

"I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I ..."

"I'd been at the mercy of a prick on a power trip, the kind of buttoned-up bantam rooster who gets off on control and then, when you resist him, tells you that you've got issues with control."

"Ladies, don't lower yourself to fight over a man or compete with other women for one. It's not classy, immature, and a waste of time. Instead, use that energy and time wisely by achieving goals and be..."

"Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet."

"Warren Cox, God knew, was no prize; a commercial person, a sales person, the kind of man who said things like "x numbers of dollars". At lunch today, laboriously trying to explain some business proced..."

"So you were talking crap about me? Hm. I missed it. I was too busy being fabulous."

"But, I've learned, as we all must, that adults are jerks too. At least some of them. And that's why I feel so strongly that if you have the opportunity to surround yourself with people who aren't jerk..."