"Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place."
- Ilona Andrews
"She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?"He showed her his teeth. "Yes."
"You will not pass!” Roman thundered.Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf."
"Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything."
"He had the prettiest hair she had ever seen on a man: dark brown, almost black, and soft like sable, it fell down to his shoulders. She wondered what he'd do if she threw some mud in it. Probably kill..."
"Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time.Me (Ilona): ...~A little later~Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen*Kid 1: Hey, you’ve got to..."
"You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry.""How do you make girls cry, exactly?"George turn..."
"Did I hurt you in the parking lot?""No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car."Great."
"At the door, Audrey called, "Are you coming?""No, just breathing hard, love." He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, "Oh, my God!"
"This doesn't mean you're getting a discount."Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then."Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfathe..."