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"I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough."Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)Max: "No, you're visible."Ig..."

- James Patterson

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"Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!"

- James Patterson

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"Iggy. This is not a democracy," I said,(...)"It'sa Maxocracy."

- James Patterson

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"I want to be able to see stuff," Iggy said. "Like I used to, when I was little. And I want to be able to totally kick Jeb's butt."

- James Patterson

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"Denial is not just a river in Egypt."

- James Patterson

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