"He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who avenged the death of his sister by going down on her best friend for seven days and ..."
- Mark Jackman
"Using Facebook is like taking a Dyson to your spare time."
- Gemini Adams
"Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!"
"I ought to warn you, dear, he can get rather wild when he’s hungry"
- Wilkie Martin