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"The three species of pine native to Wisconsin (white, red and jack) differ radically in their opinions about marriageable age. The precocious jackpine sometimes bloom and bears cones a year or two aft..."

- Aldo Leopold

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"Once we were alone, Imogen unfolded her hand. In it, she held the key to the chains. I had passed it to her while we were in the embrace. Roden noticed it and scowled. "You gave her the key and not me..."

- Jennifer A. Nielsen

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"Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window."

- Kevin James Moore

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"Perhaps the difference between a professor and a bus driver is that the professor can say stupid things with complete authority while the bus driver is not authorized to make brilliant insights."

- Les Back

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"Isn’t Hollywood a dump — in the human sense of the word. A hideous town, pointed up by the insulting gardens of its rich, full of the human spirit at a new low of debasement."

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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"I like your opera - I think I will set it to music"

- Ludwig van Beethoven

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"It is only about things that do not interest one, that one can give a really unbiassed opinion; and this is no doubt the reason why an unbiased opinion is always valueless."

- Oscar Wilde

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"It was one of those perfect New York October afternoons, when the explosion of oranges and yellows against the bright blue sky makes you feel like your life is passing through your fingers, that you'v..."

- Sarah Dunn

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"Its easy to fall for someone that will find humor in every situation."

- Nicholas Sparks

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"Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves."

- Jimmy Fallon

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