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"Web analytics is like teenage sex:- Everyone talks about it.- Nobody really knows how to do it.- Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims they are doing it."

"I thought you were just typical teenagers.”No one has ever called me typical. I can’t say I like it."

"They're really into it, laughing and teasing each other, and I am looking at Pam and thinking once again how she is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen and that if we were back in the olden t..."

"Her youngest daughter shrugged. “Ain’t got no money, do we?” “I don’t understand. Why aren’t you pillaging like the rest of your kin?” “It was the Northlands, Da. Ain’t nothin’ to pillage but the crow..."

"Now they seemed to be in a contest over who could irritate her more, and she sometimes had to remind herself that teenagers had souls"

"Pray calm yourselves. I have eleven children, and I am twenty-six times a grandma, and I have seen them all through their silly seasons, and when it come on them they will run the Devil bowlegged keep..."

"Storming was one of her main modes of transportation." In reference to teenager Heather in "Carry The One"

"I just managed to go around with one of the Great Spells in my head for years without going insane, didn't I?' He considered the last question form all angles.'Yes, you did,' he reassured himself. 'Yo..."

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."

"Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls."