"Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men."
- Matshona Dhliwayo
"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
"If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores."
"I’m much more than a writer – I’m someone who puts different words together in an interesting way."
- Carla H. Krueger
"When I write, it feels like there are two little creatures that sit on each of my shoulders. One whispers, "You can do this. You've got what it takes." The other sounds like my mother-in-law."
"Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right."
"The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list."
"She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner."
"Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists."
"A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat."