"Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!"
- Oliver Oliver Reed
"Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals."
"If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister."
"Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy."
"Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum."
"What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747."
"Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public."
"Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!"
"Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes."
"Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside."