"The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red butt of a baboon. That tight-fitting little dress that shows off your curves? From the standpoint o..."
- Oliver Markus
"The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy."
- Raheel Farooq
"All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings?"
- Harry Mulisch