"One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front."
"I am clumsy, drop glasses and get drunk on Monday afternoons. I read Seneca and can recite Shakespeare by heart, but I mess up the laundry, don’t answer my phone and blame the world when something goe..."
- Charlotte Eriksson